That one we're trying very very hard bro. Just a matter of time only before durian falls :-) I want a whole football team.

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when still young, hv to start taking vitamins...if old oredi want to start, there won't be much of the desired effects... i learned this from Datuk Michelle Yeoh in her Anlene ad...:D

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They say orang mampus boleh hidup semula bro...so i still got chance, like the ash burning...got wind suddenly huge flame comes alive...:D

You have been watching too many cartoons bro.

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Dun discount any possibilities... I hv a funny feeling that the devils will be burnt this weekend.

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Start with sepaktakraw team first, then slowly to futsal n then only football...cannot jump to football lah..pity ur missus..:D

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Research grant has oredi been granted by the Qatar Foundation...:D

Ha ha ha. Mimpi siang ke kawan?

Qatar Foundation? Lots of impotent men in the Middle East? Ha ha.

Hmmm... Interesting idea bro. Btw, I'm kinda curious here. Would any of you guys go cheong with your sons? Cos I knew an Italian guy in college who used to do so with his dad.

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R u talking about that Berlusconi guy? The damn prick who organises orgies?

No No. Jokes aside, this guy has an Italian dad and a Chinese mom. Both father and son will go hunting together. No joke bro.

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so if they both like the same girl how? fist fight or la la li la tam plong?:D

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Sometimes my godfather also take me together and go hunting .:D
My pa cannot take me cos he oredi busy selling Salted Donald Duck Eggs now.;)

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Now need to fight fight one. Play the 3P game like you always do will solve the problem. :D

I have no idea how Italians resolve family disputes. Probably see who can eat more cheese in one go? Personally though I find it very very weird. Cant imagine going with my dad and selecting girls to screw. LOL.

Salted duck eggs? Got such a thing? Is it the dark coloured eggs? And bro, thats what godfathers and uncles are for. To make you a man.

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Sell Salted Duck Eggs mean KICK THE BUCKET OREDI. :D

Salted Duck Eggs: 咸蛋(Xian Dan: Mandarin) Hum Ngup Tan(Cantonese)
http://jong.my/wp-content/uploads/20...-duck-egg2.jpg
Your Dark colour Egg : PI Tan :D
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_DiN4dxmVan...gg+receipe.jpg

Bro, I'm very sorry about that. Honestly had no idea. Hope I didnt hurt your feelings bro.

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What is 3P bro? PICK PASS PLAY?..i know PS3 only lo...pls dun zap me ha...

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Bro,

Looks like u r really a walking encyclopaedia...we ask about crab, i get crab photo, we ask abt hummer, i get hummer pic, we ask for salted duck eggs, we get salted eggs pic, if i ask abt your lau po, how?? just asking bro...no offence intended:)

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actually, if u seriously think abt it, there are advantages in hunting with ur dad... u guys can exchange FRs but pls do not, i repeat do not engage in 3P!! pls get that image out of my mind!:eek:

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According to Wiki, here is the answer.
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Who_is_Lau..._Joy_Luck_Club

Anyway, I am still an Unicorn. KEKEKE ;)

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1180927AAYDfbI

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No problem. After all these years I am used to being an orphan oredi .:D

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R u saying tat only young innocent girls n virgins are allowed to ride u? Mama Mia... :eek:

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Is the cyber ppl's opinion not me. KEKEKE :D

When one comment says
Well, rest your mind. Anyone can ride a unicorn. But, you do need a license for that. I wonder who issue that license. Must go and apply one. KEKEKE:D

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Which lane should I line up at JPJ for the unicorn licence thing bro?:D

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Just got back from singapore..and its awesome..especially girls at geylang whore house...so chio chio...and the rooms are like 5 star hotel types :D

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Next time u become our tour guide lah bro!

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Harlo braders, all weekend sleeping kah? No hunting season meh?:D

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weekend rest....

But on friday was on action...Unusual escapade...

book a room at Royal Hotel. Called my usual OKT and he arranged me a Russian girl.

First girl who came , cant recall her name...decent looking thus took her in...after a chat, she undresses, she had three nipples. was rather uneasy with that.hence called the OKT and he arranged a new girl..

hence, this is the FR
Name : Nikki
Age-20
Origin-Russia
CIM-yes
anal-did not try (not sure whether she does)
GFE-10/10
BJ-7/10
FJ-8/10
damage -900 (overnight) + 50 tips

of course, right before the FJ we had dinner together and went to gurney. She could speak good english. the only bummer was, she was a few inches taller than I am...Was rather lucky i saw no familiar faces there.

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3 nipples or 3 boobs like the classic scene from Total Recall? Must admit the 3 nipples thing is unheard of for me...did u take any photo to record this unusual finding?

No wonder lah I saw one Pak haji in the company of one caucasian tall lady bro...hahah busted bro! No worries bro..ur secret is safe with me cos u r my geng...:D