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Scorpioking87 21-09-2012 02:58 PM
Re: Pearl of the Orient
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jconnor (Post 7815681)
What is there to be afraid bro? Noone is gonna be interested in a video of you screwing a girl. Its common knowledge that lawyers love to screw people, so they're not gonna be surprised by your video bro. He he.

Does your taxi use the meter or not bro? Own permit or renting from others?
For your info and security reasons bro, i shall now wear my balaclava and power rangers mask when cheonging... can't afford another sex tape scandal..the last video involving the opposition party head didn't turn out well for him...

Scorpioking87 21-09-2012 03:01 PM
Re: Pearl of the Orient
 
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Originally Posted by ZachBonano (Post 7815810)
i've heard about this gel..Jantan Gel (organic it seems) is the name..apply a small tiny drop on one's torchlight and u wont be able to cum for quite a long time...but you still have an erection though..similar to Gambir Sarawak...

I have yet to use it..but afraid lei, later kena masuk hospital for ED...
Aiyoh brader...what i meant with organic is not the gel or anything of that sort...the only gel i use is the one i apply on my hair:D

organic for me means natural supplements like chinese herbs and all those blah blah blah stuff like oysters and of course, must also take multi vitamins untuk menguatkan badan..:D

Scorpioking87 21-09-2012 03:05 PM
Re: Pearl of the Orient
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jconnor (Post 7815889)
Bro, Energizer batteries can run out fast. What happens then?

What big one you talking about bro? For us Red Devils, its a game against a relegation threatened team only. Routine three points.
aiyoh amah..hv u not heard of rechargeable energizers?

wah, u punched me below the belt lo on ur comment regarding the mu-liv match... never mind, those who hv their backs to the wall, will be the most dangerous one!heh heh...

Scorpioking87 21-09-2012 03:09 PM
Re: S'porean, 50, dies in Batam
 
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Originally Posted by KatoeyLover69 (Post 7815915)
Report from The New Paper (Singapore) dated 18 September 2012 :-

S'porean, 50, dies in Batam

A Singaporean man died in Batam on Sunday morning after taking a woman back to his hotel room.

Mr Lee Chin Chuan, 50, who had rented a room at the Newton Hotel and Spa on the Indonesian island is said to have downed two cans of beer shortly before his death.

Speaking to The New Paper yesterday, head of the Lubuk Baja police station in Nagoya, First Police Inspector Hendrianto said that Mr Lee then went into convulsions and was sent to the nearby Budi Kemuliaan hospital.

Mr Lee was pronounced dead on arrival at the hospital at around 2am.
--- KatoeyNewsNetwork

REMARKS : I heard that he took Viagra before drinking the 2 cans of beer
Bro Katoey,

Dun be like tat lah...i never drink beer before cheong...then again, i did hv some drinks b4 i did it with the wolverine turk n i gave her one gruelling session until she can't cum anymore..so i must do some research first on this..

will get back to u bro when my research is completed n the results are verified by SIRIM or better known as Sexual Impotence Research Institute of Malaysia...:D

Scorpioking87 21-09-2012 03:11 PM
Re: Pearl of the Orient
 
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Originally Posted by jconnor (Post 7815966)
I guess bro scorpioking is gonna take up priesthood and remain celibate from now onwards.
What lah tis man?suddenly i kena pambu all around left right n centre..some more got one bro from Bangkok also can taruh me all over from there...

btw bro, i jz remembered..if ever there was a sex video involving me, i can always use our taikor senior practitioner's line of defence:

"Look like me but wasn't me":D

Scorpioking87 21-09-2012 03:14 PM
Re: bro scorpioking akan nak bukit
 
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Originally Posted by KatoeyLover69 (Post 7816158)
Bro scorpioking akan nak bukit jadi sami ke ??? :confused: :eek: :eek:
The only bukit i go up is the the two bukits surrounding a valley...:D

and thanks brader katoey for livening up this thread..

Scorpioking87 21-09-2012 03:15 PM
Re: Pearl of the Orient
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by jconnor (Post 7816285)
He's gonna take after Johnny English.
Hey bro! u ada tengok itu Johnny English hah? He's a babe magnet lah!:D

jconnor 21-09-2012 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816555)
What lah tis man?suddenly i kena pambu all around left right n centre..some more got one bro from Bangkok also can taruh me all over from there...

btw bro, i jz remembered..if ever there was a sex video involving me, i can always use our taikor senior practitioner's line of defence:

"Look like me but wasn't me":D
Ha ha. That line will definitely work bro. Guaranteed. But add a bit more, "Looks like me, talks like me, fucks like me, but it wasnt me."

Once in a while, you got to take one for the team bro. Ha ha. Its not fun watching my wife shoot bullseye after bullseye while I end up sending my shots all over the place. The instructor here says I shoot like a gangbanger. Shoot all over the place but never the target. Embarrassing...

Scorpioking87 21-09-2012 03:46 PM
Re: Pearl of the Orient
 
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Originally Posted by jconnor (Post 7816694)
Ha ha. That line will definitely work bro. Guaranteed. But add a bit more, "Looks like me, talks like me, fucks like me, but it wasnt me."

Once in a while, you got to take one for the team bro. Ha ha. Its not fun watching my wife shoot bullseye after bullseye while I end up sending my shots all over the place. The instructor here says I shoot like a gangbanger. Shoot all over the place but never the target. Embarrassing...
Luckily ur shooting skills on the bed are much better than yours at the range:D

ZachBonano 21-09-2012 03:48 PM
Re: Pearl of the Orient
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816728)
Luckily ur shooting skills on the bed are much better than yours at the range:D
Ready..Aim...Shoot...and baby juniors come in existence :)

jconnor 21-09-2012 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816449)
Haha..R u sure boh brader?... pls pm me ur list of PRCs which u bonked for Guiness Book of Records accreditation...
This one is a double edged sword bro. Later you show the list to my missus, banyak susah tau.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816491)
For your info and security reasons bro, i shall now wear my balaclava and power rangers mask when cheonging... can't afford another sex tape scandal..the last video involving the opposition party head didn't turn out well for him...
Bro, now its the Spiderman or Batman season. Power Rangers for small boyslah bro. Later people might think you're an underage boy.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816503)
Aiyoh brader...what i meant with organic is not the gel or anything of that sort...the only gel i use is the one i apply on my hair:D

organic for me means natural supplements like chinese herbs and all those blah blah blah stuff like oysters and of course, must also take multi vitamins untuk menguatkan badan..:D
Crap bro. You're approaching 40, not 60lah. Must take so many supplements ah?

jconnor 21-09-2012 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816478)
Bro Nigel,

Russkies in Betong??Tersesat there kot?? How were their services? i reckon they were there for a short time for purposes of extending their stay here in malaysia..i hv one turk friend now in danok for two days before she comes back to the Pearl of the Orient:D.. The bloody werewolverine suddenly became so gatal n asked me to go visit her again...
I guess she can smell easy prey. Stay strong bro and dont fall for her trap. Btw, parasites travel everywhere bro. We need to be smart enough to stay away from them. Only then can they be sent back to their place.

jconnor 21-09-2012 04:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816517)
aiyoh amah..hv u not heard of rechargeable energizers?

wah, u punched me below the belt lo on ur comment regarding the mu-liv match... never mind, those who hv their backs to the wall, will be the most dangerous one!heh heh...
Rechargable batteries very unstable bro. Later they go into meltdown how?

jconnor 21-09-2012 04:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816517)
aiyoh amah..hv u not heard of rechargeable energizers?

wah, u punched me below the belt lo on ur comment regarding the mu-liv match... never mind, those who hv their backs to the wall, will be the most dangerous one!heh heh...
And sorry bro, Liverpool have fallen off the cliff already. Sudah mampus.

jconnor 21-09-2012 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scorpioking87 (Post 7816542)
Bro Katoey,

Dun be like tat lah...i never drink beer before cheong...then again, i did hv some drinks b4 i did it with the wolverine turk n i gave her one gruelling session until she can't cum anymore..so i must do some research first on this..

will get back to u bro when my research is completed n the results are verified by SIRIM or better known as Sexual Impotence Research Institute of Malaysia...:D
Do you need to apply for a research grant for your research bro?


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