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Originally Posted by mythbuster01
Been roaming on this forum for a while now, but felt I had the obligation to create an account to warn brothers of this Annie (yes, the SLG Annie some here claim to be an AP): https://sglonelyguy.info/massage-annie/
I have never wrote a bad review for any ML, because I feel they work hard and deserve a chance to improve, but this one's really just too self-entitled for me to pass on. Unless you have $110 to throw away frivolously, I suggest you reconsider.
Met her a few days ago and below are my 2 cents - I try to be as objective as possible, but go at your own risk:
1. Concur with the brother who mentioned she rushes and entire session <45mins - she still tried to justify and could tell me the clock starts ticking when she messages you the exact location, which requires at least 7-10mins walk from where she originally tells you to wait. How is that reasonable?
2. Her Guangdong / Cantonese-ish accent and crude demeanour is a turn off - definitely unappealing to begin with, but to each their own. 0/10.
3. Not the most hygienic of MLs - I would consider her place rather filthy, but to each their own again. 2/10.
4. Good that she's clear about asking you whether you'd like to go once or twice, but makes it seem transactional from the start. She explains if you want twice then she will quickly do the first, and may not finish on the second if you take too long. Not a great start. 0/10.
5. Massage is so-so. She basically applies oil on your back and continuously rubs the same spot up and down with little strength, occasionally pinching other areas. 2/10.
6. Agree with those that say her sensual is decent, until she starts nitpicking on where you can touch her, can't hold her etc. when face up - another turn off. 4/10.
7. Yes, she does fake love-making, but really too fake - she literally sits on your chest, not even close to your crotch, and starts rocking side by side, front to back awkwardly. Yet another turn off. 1/10.
8. She will give you the annoyed look and attitude if you take a little too long, or try to be too intimate with her, hold her, hug her etc. - basically very commercial and transactional with little GFE.
Try at your own risk, but so many more options out there that's more worth it.
RTM? A definite NO. |
Wah..to create a new account and give such a low points for each category and saying only met her a few days ago all sounds too fake leh...
1. 7 to 10 mins walk? You must have walked damn slow la...her place can't be 7 to 10 mins walk, unless you are still at MRT station when she messaged you..anyway, all new ventures takes a little longer to get to the place, standard leh. Which ML do not have the clock start ticking once they messaged you to come up? 2nd time onward should be better isn't it?
2. Miqi also same accent lo...guangdong accent also irk you..
3. Don't know how to rebut this hygienic thing, and this is probably the most giveaway for myself that you are really all out to whack her..because i thought she has one of the neatest and hygienic place. I am super turned off by dirty toilet wall, dusty floor etc but I have never felt this way at her place. Walked and drink from her cup of water that was boiled. Very clean table and floor. Toilet was definitely good to go.
4. Do twice for you and tell you upfront if you cannot finish by the time also wrong..since you were late 10 mins...so next customer suffer on your behalf??
5. How many MLs here are really massage expert?? Some more only 2 out of 10..which means she is worse than those anyhow press and bad reviews..wah lan eh..
6. So what is what..sensual decent then turn off?
7. Effort to do fake lovemaking also wrong, must put your dick near her crotch and accidentally enter then consider good is it?
8. If this is not transactional, then she really your GF liao...acting, acting la..just cannot win golden horse..don't be too serious leh..
If you have only visited her once, then it is weird for a bro here to go through the trouble to create and whack till like this...so likely you must be a regular who didn't manage to get what you wanted from her la..chill leh..like you said many options out there..move on...
Sorry, me no white knight, just cannot stand fake reviews that is all out to kill...