[evans69]

PLAYING AROUND

A man was stranded in the desert for 10 years. One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, "Would you like a cigar?"


The man said: "Lady, I ain't smoked in 10 years."


So, the woman unzipped the left arm of her wetsuit and pulled out a cigar. Then, she said: "Would you like a drink?"


The man said: "Lady, I ain't drank in 10 years."


So, she unzipped the right arm of her wetsuit and pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels. Last, she unzipped the front of her wetsuit and said: "Would you like to play around?"


The man said with astonishment: "You mean to tell me that you got a golf set in there, too?!"